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Heres the button for my real site. I think Im doing OK so far I hope you like it better than this one. This one has gotten really boring now… probably to you guys BUT i still have things to post in it, I’m never gone forever. It seem like I was pretty much dead though. I never come here anymore. It didnt work most of the time anyways. Heres something funny I came up upon:Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion Mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don’t worry Mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbor’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
I know I havent blogged for awhile because I feel bored of the internet and I never have time for it at all anymore, maybe on saturdays and sundays. I go to sleep at 12. I’m sure no one understands whats happening right now because no one is as busy as me. ONce everything ends, I’ll be all normal and myself again. I’m mostly blogging on Blogger.com because their bloggin thingy is so easy to use! This one takes forever to load and I just dont have the time and patience. I’m all over Steven, I just dont really like him that much anymore. At his age, everyone talks about sucking on the boys you know whats and the girls you know whats, gay people, lesbos, homos and everyday, they try to punch their friends thingy’s as they get on the bus. Thats just too much. TOo gross, I’m very over. Yeah, they are also at a stage where they cuss every sentence and anything that makes them annoyed, they cuss… Its a really bad habit and I think its totalyl UNCOOL. Heres a little something cute that made my eyes water:In Kindergarten your idea of a good friend was the person who let you have the red crayon when all that was left was the ugly black one.
In first grade your idea of a good friend was the person who counted the slowest for you when it was your turn at the water fountain.
In second grade your idea of a good friend was the person who helped you stand up to the class bully.
In third grade your idea of a good friend was the person who shared their lunch with you when you forgot yours on the bus.
In fourth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who was willing to switch square dancing partners in gym so you wouldn’t have to be stuck do-si-doing with Nasty Nick or Smelly Susan.
In fifth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who saved a seat on the back of the bus for you.
In sixth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who went up to Nick or Susan, your new crush, and asked them to dance with you, so that is they said "no" you wouldn’t have to be embarrassed.
In seventh grade your idea of a good friend was the person who let you copy the Social Studies homework from the night before that you had.
In eighth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who helped you pack up your stuffed animals and old baseball stuff, but didn’t laugh when you finished and burst into tears.
In ninth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who would go to a party thrown by a senior so you wouldn’t wind up being the only freshman there.
In tenth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who changed their schedule so you would still have someone to sit with at lunch.
In eleventh grade your idea of a good friend was the person who gave you rides in their new car, convinced your parents that you shouldn’t be grounded, counseled you when you broke up with Nick or Susan, and found you a date to the prom.
In twelfth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who helped you pick out a college/university, assured you that you would get in, and helped you deal with your parents who where having a hard time adjusting to letting you go.
At graduation your idea of a good friend was the person who was crying on the inside, but managed the biggest smile one could give as they congratulated you on all you had achieved.
The summer after graduation your idea of a good friend was the person who helped you clean up the bottles from that party, helped you sneak out of the house when you just couldn’t deal with your parents, assured you that now you and Nick or Susan were back together you could make it through anything. Helped you pack up for college and just silently hugged you as you looked through misty eyes back at 18 years of memories you where going to leave behind. Finally, on those last days of childhood, went out of their way to give you reassurance that you would make it in college as well as you had the past 18 years, and most importantly, sent you off knowing you were loved.
Now your idea of a good friend is still the person who gives you the better of the two choices, holds your hand when you’re scared, helps you fight off those who try to bring you down, thinks of you at times when you are not there, reminds you of what you have forgotten, helps you put the past behind you but understand when you need to hold onto it for just a bit longer, stays with you so that you have confidence, goes out of their way to make time for you, helps you clear up your mistakes, and most of all, lets you know that you will always be loved.
40 Things High School Musical 2 can teach us.
1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it’s perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.
2. College? It’s not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.
3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.
4.Playing sports is a hint that it’s time
to break into song.
5.Don’t worry about being rude/mean in the end things will work out for you.
6.School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.
7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.
8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink!Screw the school board.
9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant…no experience needed!
10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.
11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!
12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 2 minutes…and sing it perfectly.
13.It doesn’t matter that you’re not a staff member. You can still attend any and all staff events.
14.The phrase "more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match" is something that can be used in everyday conversation
15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.
16.Even though its the last day of school, its ok to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.
17.If your family is "saving pennies" for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive, it is normal for their kitchen to have granite counter tops and a $7,000 fridge.
18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.
19. It’s perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl’s capris.
20. If you’re upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing "Bet on it"…you won’t fall at any point, and no one will stop and think "what the hell?" .
21.You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you’re finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.
22.A resort can be highly successful when there are more employees than guests.
23."And she stepped on the ball" is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.
24.One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.
25. It’s good manners to refer to your mother as a "backstabber"
26.Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it’s fabulous.
27.Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.
28.Iced tea from England is blue.
29.Water Bug is a cute funny romantic pet name.
30.Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way
32.When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don’t match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she’s right, you can’t just look down
33.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens.
34.It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials. That is, if you are Sharpay Evans.
35.If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.
36. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.
37.Don’t change your friends, change your dreams.
38.Corbin Bleu switched shampoos. Because his hair obviously did not have as much shine, bounce, or body as it did in HSM 1.
39. Even though Chad danced in "Get your head in the game", "Status Quo" and "What time is it", he apparantly does not dance.
40. "What team?" "Wildcats!"
"GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!"
Can fix any problem.
Here are some additions to the list, taken from other people.
41.Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend on your musical performance skills
42.Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely
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